Thursday, July 28, 2011

Deepika Padukone for Foreign Minister

I strongly propose a vote for Deepika Padukone as Foreign Minister. As on date Pakistan looks much better than India as far as Foreign Ministers are concerned. The beautiful, suave and stylish, 34 year old Ms. Hina Rabbani Khar, will certainly sway many policies in Pakistan's favour. The dice is unfavourably loaded with this master move by Pakistan, one that and must be checked and counter checked at the earliest before we lose further ground.

Among the foremost candidates that come to my mind is Ms. Deepika Padukone who can match Ms. Rabbani on every count. She is young, popular, known world wide, is intelligent, suave, stylish and someone who will be around for many years to come. The Foreign Ministry will make many more inroads with her at the helm. (Mr. Krishna also may not grudge her too much as she comes from his own state - Karnataka.) Youngsters will take more interest in politics. Hopefully many models and actresses will also get inspired to get into politics after that making the politics section more interesting and awakening India to its politics. Watching Parliamentary Affairs will be wonderful and it will be numero uno among channels in terms of TRPs. Movies and cricket will be relegated to the backburner for a while. Bills will get passed quicker, there will be less of beating up, throwing chairs and gaalis in the Parliament.

My fledgling theory is that the economy will boom, if, for example Ms. Priyanka Chopra as the Finance Minister appeals for more productivity and efficiency, tightening of belts etc. And if Ms. Katrina Kaif appeals for peace and harmony as the Home Minister, I am certain there will be no further cause of unrest among the people. Now even if nothing else changes with the appointment of the ladies, it would still be a pleasure to see beautiful ladies take home the loot than ugly and insipid leaders. Oh, and certainly, they can act better!


Kiran Kumar Gutta said...

I think you forgot our own Hyderabad Sports Person....Sania Mirza as Sports Minister.

Harimohan said...

Hi Kiran,
I think Foreign Minister's office would be a rather sensitive post for Ms. Mirza. I would stick with Deepika Padukone as my first choice as she is the best match to counter Ms. Rabbani. Ms. Mirza can be the Sports Minister.

Anonymous said...

How about Bramnandam, the comic guy, for minister of state, Foreign Minister.

After all we care about is Glamour and comic relief, in that order, as in our movies.


Harimohan said...

That would be the complete movie in itself. Add a film hero as the FM's bodyguard and we have a super hit on our hand!